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2 posted on 11/22/2008 8:30:20 AM PST by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: nuconvert

Some little known facts about Florida drivers.

They are the only drivers who never use a turn signal except when going over a bridge.

Even if there are no cars behind you they will plow down small children and puppies to pull in front of you and then slow down to 20 miles under the speed limit.

Many believe the car is an extension of their powder rooms. And use that free driving time to shave, put on makeup, curl their hair and iron a blouse.

Many know for a fact that the reverse on the gear shift was put there in case you miss your interstate exit. Using the break down lane to perform such a maneuver is optional.

It is obvious to Florida drivers that the yellow light is someones idea of a practical joke. And the best way to keep this guy in check is to ignore its existence. And even the red light is more of a trivial suggestion than an actual traffic mandate. Obedience depends on one’s mood.


8 posted on 11/22/2008 9:09:18 AM PST by lastchance (Hug your babies.)
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