I guess the old standbye insult of “you sleep with the lunch lady” doesn’t have quite the impact at this school.
Indeed, and recess takes on a whole new meaning. How can 8-12 year old boys with healthy, raging hormones possibly be expected to avoid fixating on AN ACTUAL PORN STAR on their playground? Oh, the photo-swap sessions! "Did you hear? Joey has a high-def screenshot from her very first porno!" and "Ahmed has a photoshop of her with a goat!"
I still recall quite vividly how difficult a time the teachers had in maintaining discipline when I was a young stoat in elementary school, and having such an explosive distraction as this will most likely not exactly help toward the goal of imparting the 3 R's to kids whose imaginations have been so profoundly stimulated.