..and thats when the fight started...
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started....
My wife asked me if the new red dress she was modeling for me made her butt look big. I said to her, “Not nearly as much as the white dress you were wearing yesterday.”
And then the fight started.....