If they could just swallow their pride and proclaim themselves the Gay Sons and daughters of the confederacy, all would be forgiven
Odds are that they are not the Sons and Daughters of Gay Confederates.
I'm not holding my breath for that one.
"Bubba, your new grays are FABULOUS! I just adore stitching in the cuffs."
"Aw, Jeb, you're making me blush. I can't storm your redoubt when you're being so sweet."