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guy goes to the veterinarian to have his dog looked at.
Guy:”Doctor, what’s wrong with my dog?”
Doc:Your dog is dead.
Guy:”I don’t believe it! I want a second opinion”
Doc:”OK”. Doctor calls his labrador retriever to have a look. The dog goes up one side, then the other and giving a final sniff declares the guys dog dead.
Guy:”listen Doc, I really want to be sure” “Can we get another opinion?”
Doc:”Sure” Doctor brings a large cat to have a look. The cat goes up one side, then the other and giving a final sniff declares the guys dog dead.
Guy:”Well, Doc... I guess my dog is dead”
The Veterinarian then hands the distressed dog owner a bill of $600.
The guy exclaims:”What is this outrageous bill for!!???”
Doc:”That’s $200 for my opinion, $200 for the lab report and $200 for the cat scan”