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Hitler HAD only got one ball
The Sun ^ | today | ALEX PEAKE

Posted on 11/19/2008 2:06:40 PM PST by OL Hickory

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To: OL Hickory

“Hitler’s genitals have long caused controversy.”

Not exactly the only set of genitals to ever cause controversy are they?


41 posted on 11/19/2008 2:43:06 PM PST by Dave278
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To: nufsed

My pleasure, I like picking the grammar nits.


42 posted on 11/19/2008 2:43:13 PM PST by wtc911 ("How you gonna get back down that hill?")
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To: OL Hickory

Is that what made him goose step?


43 posted on 11/19/2008 2:46:18 PM PST by Mojave (http://www.americanbacklash.com/)
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To: Allegra; Old Sarge; SunkenCiv
You know why you're here.

MANGLED GENITALS PING

44 posted on 11/19/2008 2:48:10 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: OL Hickory

But could he ride a bicycle?


45 posted on 11/19/2008 2:50:43 PM PST by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: OL Hickory
Hitler's nad was a Trivia Pursuit question- "How many did he have?.

I got it wrong by guessing he had 3.

46 posted on 11/19/2008 2:58:36 PM PST by submarinerswife ("If I win I can't 't be stopped! If I lose I shall be dead." - George S. Patton)
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To: martin_fierro; Allegra

I have only limited experience with patients with only one ball. I’m much more experienced with rectal foreign bodies. I gather that some of the Nazis probably had those, too.


47 posted on 11/19/2008 3:04:09 PM PST by CholeraJoe (My 401K is in precious metals. Lead, Brass, Titanium and Blued Steel.)
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To: CholeraJoe
I’m much more experienced with rectal foreign bodies.

LOL! Please CJ, there may be children lurking.

48 posted on 11/19/2008 3:07:29 PM PST by nufsed
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To: Churchillspirit
Hitler has only got one ball. Goering has two but very small. Himmler has something similar. But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

It should be mentioned that this is to be sung to the tune of "The Colonel Bogey March" from Bridge on the River Kwai.

49 posted on 11/19/2008 3:07:47 PM PST by Zman516 (socialists & muslims -- satan's useful idiots.)
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To: nufsed
Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")

See post #75.

50 posted on 11/19/2008 3:13:28 PM PST by CholeraJoe (My 401K is in precious metals. Lead, Brass, Titanium and Blued Steel.)
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To: OL Hickory

My husband is English and he said the songs they put in the paper aren’t what is actually sung. Sing along to the theme from the Bridge on the River Kwai:

Hitler, he only had one ball.
Goering had two but very small.
Himler, he had one similar.
And poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.

Always gives me a lift :)


51 posted on 11/19/2008 3:13:37 PM PST by djsmith
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To: CholeraJoe

There was a photo of a very fat lady judge here yesterday riding an electric cart or some such. If she sneezes while riding that thing, she’ll be your next patient.


52 posted on 11/19/2008 3:17:01 PM PST by nufsed
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To: karpar

“What about Obama ?”

Michelles are bigger.


54 posted on 11/19/2008 3:41:32 PM PST by AirForceMom (God Bless the USA)
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55 posted on 11/19/2008 4:12:37 PM PST by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: Zman516
It should be mentioned that this is to be sung to the tune of "The Colonel Bogey March" from Bridge on the River Kwai".

Actually the tune was written long before the film was made. Composed in 1914.

56 posted on 11/19/2008 4:42:54 PM PST by Churchillspirit
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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")

If the Vicar was C of E, as I suspect he was, it wasn't his bottom, "it was 'is bum."

57 posted on 11/20/2008 11:20:23 AM PST by E. Cartman (Washington, DC: Where the inmates really do run the asylum.)
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