To: Daffynition
i tried to get through the entire article, but the level of white trash got so high that i had to stop and go buy a mocha chino pumpkin latte, read the new york times, and but a new pair of $500 alligator loafers just so i could get back to my usual level of metrosexualness.
49 posted on
11/19/2008 8:13:51 AM PST by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: thefactor
but=buy
duh. see, i'm not back to normal yet!
51 posted on
11/19/2008 8:15:14 AM PST by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: thefactor
HAHAHA!HAHAHA!HAHAHA! Every time I reread the article another gem pops up....you can't get this from the NYT ... no way! I'm nominating the reporter for a Pulitzer!
"Barton, a grandma at 35 with gold streaks in red hair..."
"...where Garrett Tuesday was reviewing a Mayberry-like constituent call concerning a thwarted attempt to snatch a fresh cherry pie from a kitchen...."
54 posted on
11/19/2008 8:19:22 AM PST by
Daffynition
("Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.")
To: thefactor
57 posted on
11/19/2008 8:38:28 AM PST by
Straight Vermonter
(Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
To: thefactor
and but a new pair of $500 alligator loafers $500 for gator loafers? Dude, you have to tell me where you shop!
94 posted on
11/19/2008 10:41:53 AM PST by
Citizen Blade
(What would Ronald Reagan do?)
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