[Tennessee_Bob]

Well, I’m not going to say it’s my fault, but I no longer wonder what that red button will do.

[NathanR]

Yes I know. When you press it all power to the computer room is cut off. Hopefully yours is covered by a clear plastic case. I once brushed against one that wasn’t.

[Constitution Day]

Well, I’m not going to say it’s my fault, but I no longer wonder what that red button will do.

Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out?
How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?
Will his tortured mind give in to it's uncontrollable desires?
Can he withstand the temptation to push the button, that even now, beckons him ever closer?
Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history, at the mere push of a single button?
The beautiful shiny button!
The jolly candy-like button!

Will he hold out, folks?
Can he hold out?

[webschooner]

As Larry King Alive would say, “someone pushed some buttons or somethin’ ... “

... Background: when encouraged by a guest to get on the Internet, the Internet-free King said, “That’s where you push buttons and stuff isn’t it?”

[editor-surveyor]

" I no longer wonder what that red button will do."

You'll be as good as new after reconstructive surgery (well, as good as can be expected...)