[Eric in the Ozarks]

Jake would have these snow balls on his feet. He would try to lick them off and this would only contribute to more ice...
I was planning some trout for guests coming to our Prior Lake home years ago and had 6 nice fish, about one pound each, ready to grill. I stepped inside for 20 seconds to get a beer and when I came back out, there were five fish on the platter. Jake had decided to claim his share and swallowed one of the the fish in one gulp.

[Daffynition]

Surviving the cold, you have to have a very warm coat!