Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on
Obama’s private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, ‘You know,
I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make
somebody very happy
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten
$100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.
Michelle added, That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.’
Hearing their exchange the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of their butts out of
the window and make 56 million people very happy.’
Toward the end of Sunday service, the minister asked his congregation, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?”
A full 80% of those in attendance held up their hands.
The minister then repeated his question.
With the exception of one small, elderly lady, everyone’s hand went up.
“Mrs. Neely, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”
“I don’t have any,” she replied, smiling sweetly.
“That’s very unusual,” the minister replied. “How old are you, Mrs. Neely?”
“Ninety-eight,” she replied.
“Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?”
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
“I outlived the B****es.