ISN'T ALCOHOL FUN?
Seriously though, my idiot coworker came home from a party.
She was tanked, of course, and parked her car with the backend out in the road.
Of course, being that the sudsy types travel in knots from the watering hole, it wasn’t long until another fellow reveler came along and decided to shear off the backside of her Ford Escort.
Took it clean off at the rear windscreen.
She had the nerve to try and claim she was ‘sick’ the next morning.
ISN'T ALCOHOL FUN?