Uuh... You think you can get away with dropping that bomb and not be forced to spill? Spill!
I have removed or assisted with removing the following objects:
Foot long hot dog - rectum
Plastic fishing worm - male urethra
Flashlight - rectum
Vibrator - rectum
Plastic insulation from Coax cable - male urethra
32nd Degree Masonic ring - penis
Tampons - vagina (Too many to count)
Condoms - vagina and rectum (Too many to count)
2lb Ponds cold cream jar - vagina
Vegetables, assorted - vagina and rectum
Enough?