[Mr. Jeeves]

That's the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate's wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles "a washed-up '80s rock musician."

It wasn't me - I swear! ;)

[Nick Thimmesch]

“A long-haired man who resembles “a washed-up ‘80s rock musician.”

I resemble that remark!