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Woman Jogs For A Mile With Fox Locked On Her Arm
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| November 6, 2008
Posted on 11/06/2008 7:24:22 AM PST by JoeProBono
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To: PrairieRoot
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posted on
11/06/2008 7:56:15 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes)
To: JoeProBono
I guess she did a foxtrot on the way to her car.
To: JoeProBono
Smart woman to haul it with her.
To: antiRepublicrat
"That's Racist!"
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posted on
11/06/2008 8:28:18 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes)
To: JoeProBono
I hate when that happens.
To: DallasDeb
When Foxes Attack: Jogger And Vermin In Fight To The Death
"A JOGGER is enlivening her experience by wearing a fox, hanging from her arm by its teeth.
Blood sports enthusiasts are invited to take their pick: jogger or fox. Win-win. The woman tried to choke the animal, but no luck. The fox tries to bite her in two. But, again, no luck.
To add to the tableau, the creature is rabid. Not, the jogger, but the fox. The foam around the jogger’s slack maw is the product of stomach acids and yoghurt-based drinks.
The fox takes hold. The Jogger runs to her car a mile away. She makes good time and – who knows, as a training ritual it may catch on. She prizes the fox’s filthy mouth from her person and throws the animal in the boot.
A statement released by the local Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office notes that “it is very difficult to prevent the attack of a wild rabid animal once in progress.”
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posted on
11/06/2008 8:35:38 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes)
To: JoeProBono
Just a foxy Amercian woman. Wild & grazy guys like that.
At least she wasn't coyote ugly!
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posted on
11/06/2008 8:44:22 AM PST
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
To: JoeProBono
I always carry a cane/stick when I run to ward off neighborhood dogs and two-legged vermin. This would work on foxes--a sharp blow to head, shattered skull, end of fox.
I've even tried a cold steel sjambock. It's a little heavier and less rigid. Still weighing the tradoffs.
To: JoeProBono
I love Genesis but what the hell was Peter Gabriel thinking?
29
posted on
11/06/2008 9:35:25 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(I hate Illinois Marxists)
To: JoeProBono
I guess there are somethings better than having a wolverine in you pants.
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posted on
11/06/2008 9:37:52 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
“I guess there are somethings better than having a wolverine in you pants.”
Or a dingo eating your baby
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posted on
11/06/2008 9:42:37 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
11/06/2008 9:45:41 AM PST
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JoeProBono
(The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes)
To: JoeProBono
I’m trying to remember which song it was were Gabriel wore that costume, I thought it was during “Supper’s Ready” but I’m not sure.
At least that wasn’t as hideous as the Slipperman costume.
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posted on
11/06/2008 9:52:16 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(I hate Illinois Marxists)
To: nonsporting
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posted on
11/06/2008 2:40:58 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes)
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