There are three more really funny reasons you can find at the listed link. Just thought a little levity might be good for us today.
1 posted on
11/05/2008 10:50:20 AM PST by
hockeyfan
To: Larry Lucido; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Gamecock
3. Bring a copy of "War and Peace" to your doctor's waiting room. Did you know that the original name for the book was "War- What Is It Good For?"
To: hockeyfan
No time for comedy.
It is time to work towards gaining seats in 2010 and work for the presidency in 2012.
As I recall, the Dems started running for President the day after Bush was re-elected.
We can do the same.
Bobby, Sarah, lets go.
3 posted on
11/05/2008 11:00:55 AM PST by
trumandogz
(The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
To: hockeyfan
8. Clean your firearms and get out and practice your groupings.
4 posted on
11/05/2008 11:03:01 AM PST by
ByteMercenary
(9-11: supported everywhere by followers of the the cult of islam.)
To: hockeyfan
10. Start working on your 9-year-old kid’s Presidential campaign, because apparently that’s all the experience you need to be elected.
8 posted on
11/05/2008 11:16:50 AM PST by
NavySon
(The White House next year: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy)
To: hockeyfan
Personally, I’d prefer four years in Sweden to be accompanied by actual Sweden. And Swedish food. And Swedish booze. And...especially...Swedish girls.
9 posted on
11/05/2008 11:18:57 AM PST by
RichInOC
(Obama/Biden '08: "We Are Not Ruled By Murderers, But Only--By Their Friends."--Rudyard Kipling)
To: hockeyfan
Forget socialism. The infidel rats our waving the hammer and sickle flag of communism.
To: hockeyfan
8. Take a four-year vacation to Australia
12 posted on
11/05/2008 3:12:25 PM PST by
G8 Diplomat
(The Middle East: We put the OIL in TURMOIL!)
To: hockeyfan
Bring a copy of "War and Peace" to your doctor's waiting room. Don't worry, you'll have time to read it. Even if you're right, laughter helps. Thnaks for the list.
Then again, health care cost might go down if enough people die waiting to see a doctor...
17 posted on
11/07/2008 11:18:30 AM PST by
GOPJ
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