[KingTurnip]

Testicular Torsion is no joke. Within a very short time it can cost you *ahem* Them. I had it once, not fun, but I didn't lose any bits.

Gents, if you inexplicably feel like you got kicked in the junk, talk to a medical professional immediately.

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I suppose we should tell him.

It’s when one or more of your thingies twists around on the strings they dangle down from.

Those strings are a duct (viaduct? Vy not a chicken?) and an artery and a vein.

Twisting them together is like pinching a garden hose, it cuts off the flow, strangling the blood supply to “Them”

“They” will croak without a fresh supply of oxygenated blood.

“They” will let you know they are NOT HAPPY with this prospect.