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Non election Shaman ping.

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Shaman's Demand Separate State. Say they have been in the area now called Israel and Palestine longer than anyone else. Israeli labor party to endorse land for shamans. PLO spokesman declare intifada against all nonbelievers, declares suicide bombings to begin as soon as they can figure out what a shaman is. Secretary Rice to travel to proposed new country called Shama Land d’Lingo or land of shaman speakers. First sedentary society said to have ancient form of TV, forensic studies of 12,000 year old bones indicate diet high in corn chips and malted beverages. Tablets detailing relief from election postings believed to come from something called Freereublic.com. Studies to continue.