If you could ask African Press International a question, what would it be? (vanity)

vanity | 10/25/2008 | Danae

[Danae]

I know, sorry for the vanity.

If you could ask Chief Editor Korir a question what would it be?

Please, I know I have hit two sore spots with this, API AND a vanity... I am courting death I know. But please, I have good reason to want good questions that are relevant.

[cmj328]

Does Norwegian social assistance pay all your bills, or do you have to work? If so, what do you do?

[Porterville]

I’d ask... Why is Japan going nuts for bananas why API? Why?

[Rocky]

Here is my question: Somehow, they’re making money off of this long, drawn-out, non-story. How are they doing it, and how much are they making? Enquirer minds want to know.

[cripplecreek]

Is that stuff between my toes really “jam”?

[Jean S]

Dear API-
When is Danae going to stop posting your crap on Free Republic?

[Danae]

The aren't making anything on it. They are getting hits on their site, but they don't have much advertising on it. They refused to sell the tapes. so as far as I can tell they are out the pocket change it would take to Retain Phillip Berg. Likely a LOT more than anything they have gotten.

[Danae]

I am seriously asking for input here, and for a reason. Thanks though! Thats my first ever threat of ZOT! :)

[Danae]

Oh thats easy... UbER! lol

[Danae]

theta == dr/dtheta

theta = -sin theta i + cos theta j.

[Danae]

:) I will!

[Danae]

ROTFLMAO thank you I needed the laugh LOL

[Danae]

When the tapes become public and I accept your apology.

[fanfan]

Here are my questions for API....

When did it first occur to you that the Nigerian Money Scam had stopped working?

Was that why you then latched on to the idea of a Michelle 0bama whitey tape?

When was the last time your “news agency” received such attention?

What do you know about 0bama’s birth in Kenya, and when did you learn it?

While we are at it, just who is Frank Marshall Davis?

[Paladin2]

"What is the first derivative of sine theta with respect to theta? "

KOS(theta)?

[Jean S]

When the tapes become public and I accept your apology.

Fair enough, when verified tapes are released I will issue a public apology to you. I'll post it in chat, I won't spam news as you have been doing over and over, and I will also donate $50 to Free Republic when I see the proof.

A YouTube video is not valid if you or API plan on using them as "proof". If you think that is an unfair caveat, so be it, those are my terms.

Meanwhile, please stop spamming this site with this crap, especially with this inane vanity.

[PAR35]

Their credibility, if any, has pretty much expired. Their attempt at self promotion was, to a degree, temporarily successful.

[SlapHappyPappy]

Just be glad that the vanity is in Chat.

[mnehring]

Dear API,

Confidential Business Proposal

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the African Press International And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from a payment for a video tape and an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

Please reply urgently.

Best regards

Jerome Corsi

[Admin Moderator]

Just be glad that the vanity is in Chat.

It was in news, we moved it.