Here’s hoping he/she doesn’t misquote you and cause the SS to appear on your doorstep!
I enjoy tying them up with idiocy, just like they do to me. I tell them that my dogs likes their candidate because they “smile” when I mention his name, how can they contribute. I can’t get my dog to sign a check and they don’t have a credit card. How fair is that! It is animal discrimmination! Can their contribution be used to sue the Republicans for animal voting rights? I willed all my money to my dogs and need their approval. I think they like Obama because of their smiles showing all of their white teeth, but they growl and bite at the same time. Is that a sign that my dogs like Lucifer like Obama, or are they are protecting me from evil? Do you know a good dog whisperer? I trust my dogs much more than you or Obama!
Thanks for this. I got a great laugh out of it.
I had exactly the same thing happen to me with an RNC solicitor after the 2006 election. I went off on them about how rotten the Repubs were and it was if I was speaking to a recording. They kept going down in amount with every issue I brought up. I finally told them they were out of their mind and hung up.
I wish they would call me. I would act like I was interested in giving the maximum amount and then tell them “just a minute while I go get my credit card”. Set the phone down and then check back in about an hour. You know it would be very hard for them to hang up the phone!
If they hung up and called back later, I would say “funny, after you hung up on me, a more patient McCain campaigner called, so I gave to them”.
Not Obama, but I’ve had Planned Parenthood call on behalf of Al Franken. Me, a staunch pro-lifer had fun with the caller.