[1rudeboy]

In the meantime have the spouse or kids call the local cops and tell them there are men there threatening you with guns.

Oh, I see that ending well. Don't forget to have your kid tell the 911 operator that your are on your property and not the sidewalk. ROTFLMAO

[mad_as_he$$]

Naw just tell them there are men there with guns threatening you. If one of them happens to be ethnic have the kid or spouse put that in the call also. If it is the kid just teach them to cry and tell the officers that they were scared the people were going to hurt their daddy. In most jurisdictions you will get an amazing response. Nothing like trained witnesses when things go bad. I have used it twice and in both instances the Feds were persuaded to leave by the Sheriff's Department. I have even gotten the CHP to back down in the face of Sheriff's Deputies. If you are not having fun with it you are not doing it right.

BTW I live close to the Kalifornia border. The CHP jerks from Truckee come to Reno to party. Mostly they get a pass form other LEO's when they are out of line. One night I discovered the 4 real jerk CHP officers in a loacl strip club I frequent. Set it up so one of the dancers got hit by the worst of them. The bouncers all hate these Aholes so they proceeded to beat the he$$ out of them and throw them out in the street. When Reno PD showed up they collected them and escorted them to their cars and told them to leave town. I love Nevada. If some gets out of hand in your business establishment you can pretty much do what you want to them. Cost me $100 for the girl that got hit and on their way out I stood by the front door and laughed and pointed at them when they literally got thrown into the street. Best part is they had no idea I set it up.