Posted on 10/24/2008 5:25:16 PM PDT by Doc Savage
AP: The Omnipotent, All-Merciful Lord God Barry Hussein Obama, Ruler of all he sees, today jumped out to an early lead over his weak and corrupt Republican opponent, the vitriolic and stupidly mundane Sarah Palin.
Obama's Minister of Elections, Shaheed Mustafa, convicted felon and former head of ACORN, stated that the Most Merciful Lord God Obama, by virtue of millions of fraudulent registrations in Ohio, was ahead in early voting by almost 3 billion votes, considered to be an insurmountable lead.
Mustafa conceded, however, that with almost 4 more years of early voting to go, the backwoods hick Palin might possibly scratch together 10-15 votes, but that most likely they would be thrown out based on spurious technicalities such as actual residency within the state, or being a real person.
Mustafa also referred to the start of early voting for the 2016 and 2020 elections which will begin in 2 weeks. He urged all socialists, communists, and fraudulent out-of-state bribed voters to vote early, often and for the Lord God Obama
Would y’all stop with this crap?
It’s un-nerving.
Thanks.
Everyone in Ohio and the surrounding states has already voted at least once for Obama’s Blitzkreig 2008 tour. We might as well get started on 2012.
kudos
Oh, utter nonsense.
I wonder how many times a key board can survive a thorough beer drenching? Man, that is funny! Cant stop laughing
How’s the voting in the 51st State - Venezuela? Is Vice Presidente Chavez (poor Josef Biden passed in his sleep last year after the Million Fags March in DC) rounding up the dissenters and shipping them off for reeducation at the Ayers-Dohrn University in Guantanamo Bay?
Repeat after me:
I will ignore the polls and the trolls and vote, no matter what.
I will ignore the polls and the trolls and vote, no matter what.
I will ignore the polls and the trolls and vote, no matter what.
I will ignore the polls and the trolls and vote, no matter what.
But he had one, fatal flaw....hubris.
What's wrong with you?
OUR Lord, The Most High, The Most Merciful, Lord Obama, Blessings Be Upon Him, OUR Great Glorious Leader Who has Enlighten the Whole World with his Superior Wisdom!!!
Of course that the short form...
Say that five times a day, in the direction of the U.S. Treasury.
Thanks for your clever post.
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