[rabscuttle385]

Hayden Panetierre would be forced to make love to a geek each night.

Natalie Portman...if you read /.

Also, here's a picture of Ms. Panetierre, for fieldmarshal's amusement:

[fieldmarshaldj]

I think Hayden Panty-tear is a total flake (and Hayden is a dude’s name). 10 more years and she’s gonna weigh a deuce and be botoxed to the hilt.