Lt. Kieran Crowe, 50, denied the allegations, and blamed his behavior on "jock itch."[snip]
The sergeants said Crowe, a 23-year NYPD veteran, simulated masturbating and wiggled his tongue at them in a sexually suggestive manner in the 12th-floor office which, ironically, investigates harassment in the .workplace.
So he alleges that he has fungal jock itch ON HIS TONGUE?
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