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To: Marie Antoinette; listenhillary

23 posted on 10/21/2008 8:05:28 PM PDT by Big Giant Head (I should change my tagline to "Big Giant penguin on my Head")

To: Big Giant Head

7. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect.

But I like roundabouts...

The left side thingee is a bit problematic as we can't even get people to drive in the right direction on divided highways.

24 posted on 10/21/2008 8:11:30 PM PDT by listenhillary (Should we turn Alaska or Texas into our Galt's Gulch?)

To: Big Giant Head

10. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting Nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

STELLA!

25 posted on 10/21/2008 9:49:31 PM PDT by Marie Antoinette (Proud Clinton-hater since 1998.)

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