Well there’s Toby, but he’s stuck in a hospital in Costa Rica, so unless he sent for an absentee, he doesn’t count.
Also the new HR woman, Holly, who actually likes Michael and thinks Kevin is retarded...I think she’d be an Obama vote too.
OK, Toby is a McCain absentee.
Holly is too whack to vote.
But I have to count Oscar’s “Carlos” as an Obama, since I am counting Van and Kelly’s parents.
So I’m adding 2 Obama (Oscar and Carlos) and 1 McCain (Toby). I have Holly as too whack, and Kevin as too lazy. Marilyn, the heavy drinker, has checked out. I don’t think she’s voting.
New tally:
That’s McCain 8, Obama 6, Barr 1
McCain 53%, Obama 40%, Barr 6%
I’m telling you I think I’m on to something.