Yo, Treason Times, that is so yesterday — that was what, like 30 years ago? Like metrosexual and light-in-the loafer dewds, didn’t dinosaurs roam the earth back then? Ya know, like, nobody cares.
Like, do you like, still print this crap on like paper? Does anyone like, give you a nickel for it?
I don't know about the paper, but it won't be too long before the stock price is about a nickel. Thanks to the guidance and leadership of Pinch Sulzberger!