You might be a redneck if: You’d say ‘Yes Sir’ and ‘No Ma’am’ as a sign of respect.
You might be a redneck if hurricane Ike destroyed your house
in galveston and you have to move back in with your folks in houston and cramped and croweded and you havent blamed the goverment or this person or that person once, not once, cause you still have your dog, your boat, and your still living in the greatest country in the world. i guess that makes me redneck and im overwhlemed with gratitude for being one.