[Mr. Mojo]

"Realistically it seems unlikely one could retrieve a weapon when the attack is happening unless it’s on your person."

She could've easily retrieved a firearm from her house (if she had one) while her husband was fighting with the dog.

[GladesGuru]

Bad Beast Behavior Syndrome indicates the beast in question has been eating a diet deficient in heavy metals.

Dr. Colt, Dr. Browning, or Dr. Ruger can write a prescription for both the correct dosage and the correct method of administration.

The Blue Moon Chinese restaurant will be happy to take care of any deceased dogs.