[Lazamataz]

The things you have described make me fear for your safety. It is obvious that this man is a borderline-personality-disorder with acute schziophrenia and long periods of delusional hallucinations. He cannot be trusted around chainsaws, or anything containing peanuts.

Run, do not walk.

[MetalHeadConservative35]

LMAO, nice one Laz,

btw, what the heck was the "free laz" tags about?

[Just another Joe]

You are Soooooooo obviously wrong on this one.

This man just prepares ahead.

Imagine, if you will, that he keeps all his socks in one drawer, sort of like keeping all your eggs in one basket.
If that drawer goes up in flames this man is now SOCKLESS!

He is just spreading it around, sort of like squirrels with their nuts, so that should a catastrophe occur, he will not be without socks.

(Being without socks, outside, in your underwear, is kind of like a porn starlet without a bustier. It just doesn't look right.)

[PERKY2004]

Wow. I had no idea that a simple hosiery fetish could be so .... dangerous. Your frank warning has been noted and appropriately considered.