I read it, I’m criticizing your ridiculous conclusions!
I didn't write the article. They are the conclusions of the scientists that will be published in a peer reviewed journal.
We don’t need intelligence, we have the TIDAL POOLS (Not a Cal. rock band). Now all we need is atmosphere!(please! no jokes about low lights and velvet drapes) Take a deep breath of that swampy methane, ammonia, and hydrogen. Can’t you just feel those proteins assembling?
I hope you brought a good book and a comfortable chair since this is going take a while, getting the proteins formed just right into the proper shape and handedness. And then to sort out the well formed proteins that have no function and figure out to preserve those that do.
But if your book turns out to be boring, watch while the atmosphere changes to a more oxygen rich one so you won’t have to keep holding your breath till mid chapter four.
Now that went so well you can take a coffee break because the rest of this is fairly boring till something crawls out of the slime just in time to make you lunch.
See how easy that was? And all on one page!