I'm wondering what the shooter was packing - shotgun loaded with rock salt, maybe?
Or maybe the kid was just plain lucky. Either way, bet he doesn't try to steal punkins from around there anymore.
I think there should be a government agency for low income lincoln and escalade owners that cant afford the quanter things in life such as pumpkins. Im sure Pelosi and Reid would only need several billion dollars to make this happen. Stealing pumpkins in a navigator, kinda like spendin 5K on rims for that 84 tempo.