[Grammy]

I have a neighbor who had a gas tank stolen from his porch the other day. He knows who the thief is (a relative) We decided the best remedy is to put out a new gas tank, full of gas,...... and just the right amount of sugar.

[Arguendo]

Apparently that won't do the job:

http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp

[Ronin]

Poetic.