Cooey's execution date is on Tuesday. He was sentenced to death for killing two University of Akron students in 1986.
There are other options. If the first jab doesn’t work - shoot him!
To: Justice Department
“The Biggest (Dead) Loser”
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3 posted on
10/10/2008 7:19:40 AM PDT by
Justice Department
("Comedy is allied to justice." Aristophenes)
To: Justice Department
Get him a date with Joy Behar..
5 posted on
10/10/2008 7:27:11 AM PDT by
vietvet67
To: Justice Department
“Cooey’s execution date is on Tuesday. He was sentenced to death for killing two University of Akron students in 1986. “
I hate this about the system. 22 years from crime until death? Ridiculous. Whatever happened to hanging ‘em right after the trial?
6 posted on
10/10/2008 7:27:44 AM PDT by
DemonDeac
To: Justice Department
Pfeifer-Zeliska .600 Nitro Express Magnum. .45 ACP is for wimps.
7 posted on
10/10/2008 7:29:18 AM PDT by
CholeraJoe
(Clinging bitterly to religion and guns. My Bible cover has a holster on the back.)
To: Justice Department
9 posted on
10/10/2008 7:36:44 AM PDT by
M203M4
(True Universal Suffrage: Pets of dead illegal-immigrant felons voting Democrat (twice))
To: Justice Department
A local and a scalpel is all that is needed. Fillet open the arm until the veins are visible. No fuss, no muss.
10 posted on
10/10/2008 7:37:39 AM PDT by
Malsua
To: Justice Department
20mm sniper rifle. Used in "Jurassic Park" to hunt T. rex.
12 posted on
10/10/2008 7:51:01 AM PDT by
CholeraJoe
(Clinging bitterly to religion and guns. My Bible cover has a holster on the back.)
To: Justice Department
It is only fitting that they make him starve to death.
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If an activist judge stops this at the last minute, they need to treat the rapist/murderer's condition. Cooey has complained about a medical problem, and they have a moral responsibility to look after his health. Medically, they could put the thug on a strict very-low calorie diet, supervised by a physician, with guards making sure he doesn't get extra food. Even without exercise, that would do the job safely.
A very low calorie diet (VLCD) is a diet with very or extremely low calorie consumption per day. It is defined medically as a diet of 800 calories per day or less. VLCDs are formulated, nutritionally complete, liquid meals containing 3350 kJ (800 cal) or less per day. I imagine the prison system could fix his weight problem for him, since it is a medical problem.
In the real world, losing hundreds of pounds with a restricted diet day after day would be far more cruel (and unusual) than just getting rid of this murderer today. Judges aren't in the real world though, and I doubt that a judge could find anything unconstitutional in providing appropriate treatment for a medical problem.
14 posted on
10/10/2008 7:54:59 AM PDT by
MathDoc
(Obama: "end the war" ... or McCain/Palin: "win the war" ... easy choice)
To: Justice Department
Another "Twinkie" defense.
New rule... all prisoners only get bread and water.
19 posted on
10/10/2008 8:17:55 AM PDT by
BigFinn
(Without "Hussein" all you get is B.O.)
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No problem — we’ll just send in the liposuction guy, and after all the fat is gone, Cooey will just automatically die, because we have to have some fat to live. /sarc
21 posted on
10/10/2008 6:41:53 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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