[Hildy]

Good point!

[This Just In]

Hildy, did you hear about the recent Vice Presidential debate between a “secretary” and a plagiarizing, lying, egoist senator? The “secretary” won.

Apparently, the Republicans are so short on qualified V.P. candidates that they've hired a “secretary” to hold interviews with the Communist media as well as meetings with leaders of foreign countries. This is unprecedented. And we owe this discovery to Laxalt’s daughter. She has the inside scoop because someone from the inside told her so.