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To: dubie

You could connect the metal frame of the sign to your doorbell, they’d get an electric jolt and might take the hint.

Or you could use high-strength fishing line to rig the sign to a paint sprayer, the next day tell the cops that your culprit is bright green (or whatever color strikes your fancy).

Seems I recall seeing ads for a motion-detecting lawn sprinkler thingy that squirted water from your hose at intruders (and rabbits, mainly rabbits).

How cruel do you feel like being? You could rig the sign to a gun loaded with blanks and scare the pants off him!


23 posted on 10/08/2008 5:39:45 PM PDT by Ellendra (Most eco-freaks wouldn't know nature if it bit them on the butt . . . and it often does!)
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To: Ellendra
You could rig the sign to a gun loaded with blanks and scare the pants off him!

Blanks?

Personally, I'd mine the area with pepperspray-filled eruption devices...THEN get the pictures taken...





THEN, the bear trap. Leave the bum hanging from his ankles, crying his eyes out.
36 posted on 10/08/2008 5:50:01 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Satisfaction was my sin)
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