Posted on 10/08/2008 5:28:43 PM PDT by dubie
What you need is a couple of these:
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=9192954
Get photos, then post everywhere.
I’d be tempted to sit outside with my gun.
Rub poison ivy all over them. if that doesn’t work, take a day off work and watch them day and night out of sight with your shot gun.
You need to put the hottest chile powder you can find in the vaseline. Then when the perp wipes his eyes or takes a leak...Whoa!!!!
Buy a deer-cam
OMG! I had the same thought with my stolen McCalin/Palin signs - Vaseline!
I would definitely sit outside with my gun. The hunt is half the fun.
Glue razor blades all along the edge. Or, post another sign close by saying tresspassers will be shot on sight.
Mix something that really stains skin with the vasoline.
How about Pepper Spay?? Spray the signs down real well the person in your neighborhood with puffy weepy eyes is your suspect. Or Doe scent? LOL Spray that stuff all over the sign. If all else fails there’s always Doggy Doo!! I would be meaner than that though......But I don’t want to give away any of my tricks...My McCain/Palin signs will be stolen at the thieves own RISK! LOL
Try tying some cans to a string and tie to the sign, then cover the string with leaves. It should make enough of a racket to alert you.
Your lawn may get a bit damaged but it will grow back.
or some kind of deer scent ,skunk scent, something that smells really bad in the vaseline
Chile powder - I also thought of that too. I feel so warm and cozy inside among my brethren.
Are you or do you know an electrical engineer? Shock therapy is in order.
I think it is a crime to have those signs stolen. So you can use the photos to bring charges against this knucklehead.
Gettin our first sign tomorrow.Dare anyone to deface it.
Shotgun blast recording with trip lights and camera flashes going off,Would make a good picture.
A Candid Camera type of moment.
Those types sicken me,plus you could kick their butts with one arm tied behind your back , standing on one leg.
I want to meet one.
Oh yeah, walk your neigborhood with a pooper scooper and put it all around the sign. Or you could put broken glass all around it.
I have plenty of McCain signs. If you lived closer I’d send you some. The other day I was in the fast food lane and a lady asked where she could get some signs. I gave her some bumper stickers and gave her the address. Looks like your signs are in demand. lol Most of the offices should have signs now. We got in a bunch last week.
Vasiline,then poop surrounding your sign.
My mailbox got plastered with white bread and mayonaise
Yeah, that was fun....
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