I believe you missed the 11:08 zot. The next one is scheduled for 7 PM. Shall we wake you?
I believe the best way to get rid of a newbie who points out a gap in a story you like, is to ping a bunch of people and the moderator. Perhaps you can get a hysteria building and the moderator may go along with your friends and the momentum you started. Then you can wear the zot as a badge of your great victory.