Back in my college days, back before muslems went crazy, I had an Iranian drinking buddy study partner, whose dream was to go back to Tehran and open the Twelfth Immam Bar, Grill and Pizzeria. This was in 1977. Somehow I don't think he ever did that.
I was in college about the same time. We came up with an idea for a movie called "Renegade Mullahs on Wheels". It featured a little muslim hot spot retreat called "Disco Dhabi".