I'm a big guy. I have an attitude.
I hunt deer and drive trucks and 4-wheelers in the mud.
I also love Malcolm, who helps me do the time-cards for the guys at work.
Sue me!
Where the hell did you get my cat?!!! =O
Oliver:
Trust me, the resemblance really is uncanny even if my picture is a little off (I just took it). Especially the golden eyes.
As for me, well, I'll let
this post speak for itself. It is true that I consider my cats better human beings than most people I meet. I'd never refer to any of them as my "primary relationship," though. "Master," "best buddy," "cutest thing in the world"...yes. "Primary relationship"...um..no. Of course, I have informed my girlfriend that the cats get their say first in major decisions. They were here first, after all.
...signed Malcolm