The Cubs win the World Series over the White Sox. Obama tries to flip-flop from being a “south-sider” to “north-sider” which causes him to lose Chicagoan votes. McCain tries to use Cubs victory as the ultimate underdog rallying cry arguing that the Cubs fans never gave up despite taking 100 years to achieve victory, which the MSM spins it to say that sounds a lot like his 100-year Iraq policy.
Harden’s the last hope for tonight. Let’s GO CUBBIES!
Or how about this one?
It turns out Obama is not eligible to run for President so he is forced to step down. But not wanting to take any special advantage of the situation, McCain feels the only honorable thing for him to do is also stepped down. The Democrats replace Clinton for Obama and the GOP replaces McCain with Romney with the VP Candidates staying the same.