The crystal accessories glimmer in sunlight and look as if the wearer is crying.
Which they should be. They will later regret not having used that money for methadone.
As ridiculous as that thing is, at least you can take it off once you realize you're a famdool for wearing it. The same cannot be said of people who have the names of ex-boyfriends tattooed on their breasts, have obscenities tattooed on their foreheads and necks, or who lengthen their ear lobes so quarter-sized holes can be drilled in them.
The P.T. Barnum venture capital firm has backed another winner.
I often tell my husband that there are enough suckers in the world, why aren't WE making money off them too?
I think our brains aren't quite deranged enough to come up with winner ideas like this one.