[La Enchiladita]

We don't have any lakes in Los Angeles, but youse guys have a big one there in Chicago, don't ya?

Hello? Anybody there in Chi-town tonight? LOL.

GO DODGERS!! WOOO HOOO!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

We don't have any lakes in Los Angeles. . . .

Tell that to the Lakers.

("Los Angeles Lakers" is one of the silliest names in sports, along with "Utah Jazz." Of course, the nicknames did make sense when the teams were based in Minneapolis and New Orleans, respectively.)