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To: Billie; Lady Jag; yorkie; LUV W; GodBlessUSA; The Mayor; ConorMacNessa; pollywog; MEG33; All

Let’s take a laugh break....

The Half-Wit

A man owned a small farm in Wisconsin . The Wisconsin State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. ‘I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,’ demanded the agent.

‘Well,’ replied the farmer, ‘there’s my farm hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there’s the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.’

‘That’s the guy I want to talk to -— the half-wit,’ says the agent.
‘That would be me,’ replied the farmer.

2,816 posted on 10/30/2008 3:49:03 PM PDT by La Enchiladita (Que Sarah, Sarah)

To: La Enchiladita

LOL! I think that is so funny!

2,818 posted on 10/30/2008 3:57:05 PM PDT by Billie

To: La Enchiladita; Aquamarine; beachn4fun; Billie; Diver Dave; DollyCali; dutchess; GodBlessUSA; ...

HAPPY THURSDAY TO AMY’S PLACE!

Rock of Cashel, Co. Tipperary, Ireland

2,822 posted on 10/30/2008 4:26:27 PM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN 1969. St. Peregrine, patron saint of cancer patients, pray for us.)

To: La Enchiladita

LOL

Thanks, ‘Dita.

2,834 posted on 10/30/2008 6:36:22 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)

To: La Enchiladita

2,859 posted on 10/31/2008 7:17:24 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA ( God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)

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