[mass55th]

I have black friends who live in Indiana. I guess they've assumed I am a Democrat. They've been sending me emails in support of Obama. I don't have the heart to write them back about it, but if I did, I thought I'd simply say: "Sorry, but didn't you know, I'm one of those mean Republicans?"

You should just tell your friend you'd rather stay home and watch Sarah kick Biden's ass." Or, that you'd rather stay home, because you prefer not to snicker in polite company when Joe produces a gaffe.

[Osage Orange]

Send your black friends this:

http://www.youtube.com/user/machosauceproduction

You aren't a friend if you don't.....and if they get mad at you. Get new friends.