[nuconvert]

Pong

[Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh]

Headline: Old man’s nuts explode and catch on fire.

[econjack]

I’ve known this for years, but at least now I have formal research to get me off the hook.

[A knight without armor]

I have no normal childhood memories. The one this reminds me of is my father heard that a woman's basketful of clean laundry caught on fire. So every time we brought our laundry home from the Laundromat he'd get mad if we (i.e. “I”) did not immediately put it away.

On a saner note our neighbors had huge barns and after baling time they would cut off their yard lights at night so as to be aware if the freshly baled hay caught fire due to being moist and fermenting like the pecans did. They took this very seriously. It does happen.

[CrazyIvan]

“Nuts” (Brigadier General Anthony C. McAuliffe)