You seem to be applying an exceptional definition to the word bipartisanship, and then opposing that. You disparage ‘my bipartisan paradise’ but this thing you disparage is a straw man of your own creation.
Clever, nice use of a cliche (’straw man’), but no defense of the bipartisanship that lets Bawney Fwank off the hook, the same bipartisanship that you promote in opposing the above author’s ideas!