Anyone who didn’t LOL at your post has a heart of stone!
I’m usually nicer than that, but honestly! Don’t read any of the articles on FR posted in the last week; don’t go to Investor’s Business Daily, Forbes, or even Fox News’s websites for some intelligent analysis. Just post a thread asking the question de novo, as if this is the kind of site where people do that kind of thing.
Okay, I feel better now.