[TKDietz]

“Back when I was a kid (in the 80’s) “help” would have been the neighborhood kids beating the ever-living $hit out of this kid, but I guess I'm old fashion.”

You mean back when glam rock was cool, with the long hair and spandex and eye makeup?

[A Texan]

Long hair and spandex was unfortunately cool but in Texas eye makeup was not.