Posted on 09/17/2008 11:20:31 AM PDT by wac3rd
I swear, I didn’t do it this time. I don’t even know her...probably.
All kidding aside;strokes(the medical kind)are serious, my grandmother had a massive one and was never the same. It was sad to see her debilitate into a shell of her former self, and the heartache it caused to my family.
I just couldn't help making a play on words...I'm an a$$ like that.
I don’t recall being in Illinois at that time.
I did not read the last line carefully, thanks!
I said I was sorry.
Sheesh.
It wasn't you. This woman's numbness and slurred speech started after she had sex.
;-)
The Big Bang Theory.
Didja hear about the woman on the plane? The man sitting next to her was noticing that every now and then she would sneeze followed by a strong “shudder”. He asked if she was ok. She said, “Oh I am so sorry. I have this condition where every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.”
He said, “Are you taking anything for it?”
“Yes.”, She said. “Black pepper.”
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