Why would you want one? :-)
You know the difference between Alaskan Hippie Chicks and Alaskan Moose? The Moose don't wear flannel.
Lawsy Me! I was captioning the picture. Look at the man/woman? in the picture (the one that that should never wear horizontal stripes.) (S)he looks like (s)he has had the brush-off about fifty times that day.
You know the difference between Alaskan Hippie Chicks and Alaskan Moose? The Moose don't wear flannel.
And the Moose smell better.